Post by SwissTony on Mar 18, 2004 8:44:03 GMT -5
The story begins in a small village in sussex, on the 2nd June 1936 a falidimide(woman with dwarfed arms) gave birth to a beautiful young spectacle named Elto.
Elto spent most of his early years finding a surname, and lived with his dwarfy mother and her bitch slave steve the mute. he then ate a fish sandwich.One day steve spoke to elto and said fuka fukab cuntal john whore, elto then decided to call himself Elto Fukab! He toured sussex in hope of a music career, but the critics didn't like his name so he changed it to, cuntal, whore and also tried fuka this too brought him misfortune, as he ended up in westend production of my gimp a story of a mans quest for gimphood. Elto then decided enough was enough and pawned the name elto for a polly pocket and the name john. he then re ignited his musical career and went bold in a few weeks of dooing so. this meant he needed a rather unconvincing rat weiner wig for his plump head. he then went to alton towers he said he liked the rides. meanwhile johns producer, edwin not so talanted as edwin the 2nd the 3rd was galavanting around in johns left slipper while his maiden twixie used the right slipper as a door wedge. john was enfuriated by this and in a rage stole steve the mutes grandma and sold her on e bay to buy a bycicle with rainbow tassles. in retaliation to edwins slipper antics, john decided he liked the name elto and so he got it back from jesse the arab farmer who called his arab offspring nannys wifes dog Elto. the dog was furious as he had to change his name back to ep600 (cybodog). after several days of suffering and hardship and an egg mcmuffin ep600 ran away and was caught by steve the mute who aptly named him Elto'n. he gazed at his new companion with admiration and eyes. Elto, meanwhile became green with rage as his market value name was being discredited by a cybodog named elto'n, a hamster named eltonay, a chinchilla named eltoo and a pixie named gordon parsons (a well respected weather girl from the uruguian state of bristol). in the end elto stole the name elto'n from steve the mutes dog while it was eating sunday lunch. steve was furious and in an interview had this to say "tetrohaedron spinkle". so there we have it the story of a small man named elto birthed by an arm dwarfed woman whos soul quest was to invent the chicken nugget, he failed and so elto settled for award: the man with the smallest armed mum in the world his arabed farmed mother settled for the award of: best actress in 'The atack of the 90 ft mother of three with 2cm arms'. A story of betrayal and the quest for equality. i wil continue this story at a later pointy in my life
Elto spent most of his early years finding a surname, and lived with his dwarfy mother and her bitch slave steve the mute. he then ate a fish sandwich.One day steve spoke to elto and said fuka fukab cuntal john whore, elto then decided to call himself Elto Fukab! He toured sussex in hope of a music career, but the critics didn't like his name so he changed it to, cuntal, whore and also tried fuka this too brought him misfortune, as he ended up in westend production of my gimp a story of a mans quest for gimphood. Elto then decided enough was enough and pawned the name elto for a polly pocket and the name john. he then re ignited his musical career and went bold in a few weeks of dooing so. this meant he needed a rather unconvincing rat weiner wig for his plump head. he then went to alton towers he said he liked the rides. meanwhile johns producer, edwin not so talanted as edwin the 2nd the 3rd was galavanting around in johns left slipper while his maiden twixie used the right slipper as a door wedge. john was enfuriated by this and in a rage stole steve the mutes grandma and sold her on e bay to buy a bycicle with rainbow tassles. in retaliation to edwins slipper antics, john decided he liked the name elto and so he got it back from jesse the arab farmer who called his arab offspring nannys wifes dog Elto. the dog was furious as he had to change his name back to ep600 (cybodog). after several days of suffering and hardship and an egg mcmuffin ep600 ran away and was caught by steve the mute who aptly named him Elto'n. he gazed at his new companion with admiration and eyes. Elto, meanwhile became green with rage as his market value name was being discredited by a cybodog named elto'n, a hamster named eltonay, a chinchilla named eltoo and a pixie named gordon parsons (a well respected weather girl from the uruguian state of bristol). in the end elto stole the name elto'n from steve the mutes dog while it was eating sunday lunch. steve was furious and in an interview had this to say "tetrohaedron spinkle". so there we have it the story of a small man named elto birthed by an arm dwarfed woman whos soul quest was to invent the chicken nugget, he failed and so elto settled for award: the man with the smallest armed mum in the world his arabed farmed mother settled for the award of: best actress in 'The atack of the 90 ft mother of three with 2cm arms'. A story of betrayal and the quest for equality. i wil continue this story at a later pointy in my life
