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Post by Exoticars on Mar 25, 2004 12:56:06 GMT -5
Did You Know?
Elephants have been known to remain standing after they die.
Joke
The teacher asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the word 'fascinate'."
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Philadelphia Zoo and saw the animals. I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Good, but I wanted the word 'fascinate'."
Little Johnny Siebert raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate' so she called on him.
Johnny Seibert said, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight."
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Post by msiwkfec on Mar 25, 2004 14:59:51 GMT -5
Heard them kinda jokes before. They are good. There is so many Little johnny jokes .
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Post by Sharpy on Mar 26, 2004 5:49:09 GMT -5
poor little johnny, a victim of the modern society
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Post by msiwkfec on Mar 26, 2004 11:13:14 GMT -5
I know Exoticars you big bully.
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Post by Exoticars on Mar 27, 2004 6:01:21 GMT -5
He's an easy target, hes make believe
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